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8 June 2026
- 01:1401:14, 8 June 2026 Do not pick up women at laundromat (hist | edit) [326 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<pre> Date: Mon, 22 Nov 1993 From: Sara Rummelhart / RUMMELH@USCN.bitnet </pre> Why is a laundromat a bad place for a guy to pick up woman? Because a woman who can't afford even a washing machine will never be able to support you! Category:Jokes from 1993 Category:Question and Answer Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
7 June 2026
- 22:5922:59, 7 June 2026 Blonde and her cars blinker (hist | edit) [177 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Question: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her car's blinker is on? Blonde says: "It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off." Category:Blonde Jokes")
- 00:1900:19, 7 June 2026 Blonde and chocolate chip cookies (hist | edit) [163 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Question: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? Answer: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. Category:Blonde Jokes")
6 June 2026
- 17:3317:33, 6 June 2026 How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings (hist | edit) [118 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night! Category:Blonde Jokes")
4 June 2026
- 22:5122:51, 4 June 2026 How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb (hist | edit) [188 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Question: "How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?" Answer: "We don’t know. They are still arguing about it!" Category:Lightbulb Jokes Category:Political Jokes")
3 June 2026
- 23:1323:13, 3 June 2026 Blonde and her 2 friends lost in the desert (hist | edit) [416 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a old lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. Then the blonde said: "I am so lonely, I wish my friends were here with me!" [category:Blonde Jokes]")
30 May 2026
- 11:3711:37, 30 May 2026 Why did the chicken cross the road (hist | edit) [114 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Category:Animal Jokes Category:Short Jokes")
- 00:5200:52, 30 May 2026 What is blue and smells like red paint (hist | edit) [78 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint. Category:Short Jokes")
22 May 2026
- 17:4617:46, 22 May 2026 Chicken, pig and cow (hist | edit) [377 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "Teacher asks: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Children reply: "Meat!" Teacher asks: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Children reply: "Bacon!" Teacher asks: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" One naugthty child replies: "Homework!" Category:Kids Jokes Category:Kids Say Things Jokes Category:People Jokes Category:School Jokes")
21 May 2026
- 22:4022:40, 21 May 2026 I have some bad news and some worse news (hist | edit) [362 bytes] Joker (talk | contribs) (Created page with "A man went to see his doctor, and the doctor said, "I have some bad news and some worse news." The man asked for the bad news first, and the doctor replied, "You have only 24 hours to live." Gutted, the man said, "That’s terrible! Wait a minute! What’s the worse news?" The doctor responded, "I should have told you yesterday!" Category:Medical Jokes")
