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6 September 2025

  • 19:0319:03, 6 September 2025 diff hist −173 Category:Short Jokes No edit summary current
  • 19:0219:02, 6 September 2025 diff hist +867 N Category:Jokes from 1995 Created page with "Jokes in this category were posted online in 1995. That is a long time ago. One of the more memorable, and kind of funny, things that happened was when actor Hugh Grant was arrested in Los Angeles for soliciting a prostitute. This was a particularly juicy scandal because Grant, known for playing charming, bumbling romantic leads in movies like Four Weddings and a Funeral, was dating supermodel Elizabeth Hurley at the time. The whole thing was an absurd and sensational s..." current
  • 18:1918:19, 6 September 2025 diff hist +175 N Category:Animal Jokes Created page with "Every joke that features animal or animals in one form or another would be listed under this category. You could also find here jokes about farming. {{Template:CategoryEnd}}" current
  • 17:0717:07, 6 September 2025 diff hist +1,469 N Old Native American man in a bank Created page with "<pre> Date: 06-09-2025 Spotted on FB </pre> An old Native American man needed to borrow $500, so he went to the local bank and asked to speak to the Loans Officer. The banker welcomed him and began filling out a loan application. Banker: "What are you going to do with the money?" Old man: "Buy silver, make jewellery, then sell it." Banker: "And what do you have for collateral?" Old man: "I don’t know what collateral is." The banker explained, "Collateral is som..." current

30 August 2025

  • 11:4311:43, 30 August 2025 diff hist +543 N Fire has destroyed the personal library of US President Created page with "<pre> Date: 20-02-2003 Posted to boards.ie by Wook </pre> Washington, DC (Räuters) Tragic and sad news from the White House. Fire has destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. Both of his books have been lost. The president is reportedly devastated - apparently, he had not finished coloring the second one. <hr> <i>This is a truly timeless joke ... fast forward a decade or 2 and you can easily replace Bush with Biden or Trump, and the joke still w..." current
  • 11:2811:28, 30 August 2025 diff hist +1 m George W. Bush Quotes No edit summary current
  • 11:2811:28, 30 August 2025 diff hist +2,558 N George W. Bush Quotes Created page with "<pre> Date: 29-01-2003 Posted to Boards.ie by woosaysdan <pre> All quotes 100% authentic, and courtesey of George W. Bush. <ul> <li>"I think we can agree. The past is over." <li>"I have learned from mistakes I may or may not have made." <li>"It was just inebreating what the Midlands was all about then." (A slip on exhillerating) <li>"It's clearly the budget. It has a lot of numbers on it." <li>"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case." <l..."

29 August 2025

28 August 2025

  • 22:0122:01, 28 August 2025 diff hist +1,824 N How to keep a healthy level of insanity and drive other people insane Created page with "<pre> Date: 03-04-2003 Posted to Boards.ie by Dempsey </pre> <ol> <li>At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. <li>Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.) <li>Insist that your e mail address be: 'xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com' or 'Elvis-the-king@companyname.com' <li>Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. <li>Encourage your colleagues to join..." current

23 August 2025

  • 20:1820:18, 23 August 2025 diff hist +854 N The dog and the lion Created page with "<pre> Date: 23rd August 2025 Spotted on FB </pre> A lost dog strays into the jungle. A lion spots him and thinks, "Hmm ... I have never seen this creature before, but he looks edible." The lion charges toward him. The dog panics, then notices some bones nearby. Thinking quickly, he shouts loudly: "Wow, that was some good lion meat!" The lion freezes. "Whoa! This guy’s tougher than he looks. Better get out of here while I can." Up in the tree, a monkey saw the whol..." current

19 August 2025

  • 07:2907:29, 19 August 2025 diff hist +1,001 N Cheap clothes from the UK Created page with "<pre> Date: Tue, 19 Aug 2025 Spotted on FB </pre> Two Irish lads are strolling down a street in Liverpool, England, when they spot a shop window that reads: "Suits £10, Jackets £7.50, Trousers and Dresses £5.00." One turns to the other and says, "Would ya look at those feckin' prices? We could buy a boatload, haul it back to Ireland, and make a fortune — double, maybe even treble the money!" The other lad says, "That’s a grand idea, but d’ya think they’ll s..." current

28 July 2025

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