Two short jokes

First passenger (waiting at a bus stop) ask another passenger, "How long is the next bus?"

Reply: "About 40 feet!"


2nd joke  (heard over a P.A. system)

"Will the passengers taking the 4:15pm train to Chicago, kindly put it back!"


Date:         Fri, 9 Apr 1993 20:43:47 PDT
From:         Mark R Panitz
Subject:      bus/trains jokes rated G


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