Bill Clinton on his morning jog

One bright day Bill Clinton departed the White House on his morning jog ...

Midway through he came across a hooker who was standing on a street corner.  As he jogged by he said, "Five dollars!"

She answered him, "One hundred dollars!" so he kept running.

The same thing happened for several days until one morning Hillary decided to join him.  Bill didn't think anything of it until he approached the street-corner with the hooker.  He thought, I'll just ignore her and maybe she won't say anything.

As he jogged by the hooker she shouted, "See what you get for Five dollars!"

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Date:         Fri, 9 Apr 1993 15:14:19 -0500
From:         Bob Hambuchen
Subject:      Clinton Joke, Rated PG-13

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