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1 out of every 4 people is mentally ill
10 drugs you should never NEVER take while driving
2 patients in a mental hospital
3 Nurses and a Wish
A baby with an earache
A doctor and a pharmacist
A doctor was having his 40th birthday
A lawyer with a brain tumor
A man fell out of a tenth-story window
A man stretched across three seats in the movie theater
A medical representative dies and meets St. Peter at the pearly gates
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering
A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office
Alternative cure for headache
An anxious woman goes to her doctor
Anal sex and pregnancy
Are you dead or not?
Bad case of insomnia
Bad snake bite
Banana in ear and green beans in nostrils
Blind Firemen Golfers
Brains for sale
Child named Urine
Complaints about Nurse Nancy
Constipated construction worker
Contraceptive jelly lawsuit
Contributing to United Way
Cross your I's And Dot Your T's
Cryptic message on a postcard
Cure for hiccups
Day To Check For Symptoms Of A Nervous Breakdown
Did you hear about the blonde that was treated at the emergency room for a concussion and severe head wounds?
Did you hear about the blonde who had an appendix operation?
Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes?
Doc, I think my wife's going deaf
Doctor and lawyer at a party
Doctor hears a serious question
Doctor, I have a split personality
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
Dreaming of Bob Dole
Drug Store Quotes
Emergency Department Ping Pong
Evolution of medicine
Experimenting with lawyers
Fireman rescued a man who was badly injured in a car accident
Five surgeons discussing their work
Following the instructions
Four surgeons discussing their work
Freds last words
Guy named Earl
Have you ever been x-rayed?
Homosexuals and Hemorrhoids
Hot date and guy buying protection
How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility?
How did they know it was a nurse?
How different people act at different temperature
How many Executive VP's does it take to change a lightbulb?
I think I am a chicken
I've got a pretty pussy
Is this her first child?
Knock Knock: Ada 2
Knock Knock: Agatha
Knock Knock: Aitch
Knock Knock: Disease
Knock Knock: Paine
Knock Knock: Quincy
Knock Knock: Yachts
Lawyer came out of the anesthesia after surgery
Lawyer in car accident
Little extra effort for the gynecologist
Looks like plastic and feels like rubber
Losing 10 fingers
Medical or Surgical?
My brother thinks he is a chicken
My horse is constipated
My son swallowed a razor-blade!
My wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages.
Name the three advantages of breast milk
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars
New computer at the drug store
New medicine on the market
Obsession of pointing out inanimate objects
Old Gomer died in a house fire
One pupil draws all his pictures with black and brown crayons
One Smart Computer
Practical joke on the newlyweds
Psychiatrist said hello
Scottish captain in a drug store
Scottish woman goes into labor
Similarity between a viola joke and premature ejaculation
Some bad news and some very bad news
Some doctors were told to contribute to the construction of a new wing at a hospital
Sorry, I Can't do That!
Strange eating habits
Telling time in mental hospital
The Chief Executive of an HMO died and went to heaven
The dad and the crying baby
The difference between a neurotic and a psychotic
The Doctor, The Famer and the HMO executive die
The doctor, the priest and the lawyer
The judge and his dentist
The memory clinic
The new abridged medical dictionary
The Ten Husbands
Thermometer behind doctors ear
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb
Three expectant mothers
Three nurses died and went to heaven
Top ten reasons to become a nurse
Two men in a bank
Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles!
Vasectomy in Alabama
Visiting 85-year-old grandpa in hospital
Waking up after the operation
What a placebo
What did the blonde say to the physicist?
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket?
What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?
What do you get if you anesthetize a rabbit?
What do you give the blonde that has everything?
What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
What was the blonde surgeon's claim to fame?
What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist?
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
Why did the blond take her typewriter to the doctor?
Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?
Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?
Why do blondes have periods?
Why do blondes take the pill?
Why don't anteaters get sick?
Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
Will I be able to read with glasses?
Winking and Stammering
Woman with strange medical problem
You know you're a nurse if...
You only have six months to live
You're dying and you don't have much time
Yuppie choking on a bone
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