9 April 1993

A lawyer and a burned down warehouse

An investigation into the fire that had destroyed Brown's warehouse took almost a year, so when he finally received word that the case had been settled, Brown immediately headed to his lawyer's office to collect the insurance money.

Once there, he was shocked to learn just how large a percentage the lawyer was retaining to cover his services.

"Face it Mr. Brown," the attorney said, "I've earned it, haven't I?"

"Jesus," Brown muttered under his breath, "you'd think _YOU_ started the fire."


Date:         Fri, 9 Apr 1993 09:08:35 CDT
From:         joel walker
Subject:      opening shot (warning: some racist humor)

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