| Joke (3994) Title: Letterman's top ten United States secrets sold to the russians |
Date: Fri, 23 Feb 2001
From: The Punk With The Stutter | |
- Our satellite defense system is just a Polaroid on a really tall tree
- Of eleven herbs and spices in KFC, nine are illegal barbituates
- Our last five presidents have all been Nixon in disguise
- 87% of all American commercials feature someone opening a refrigerator and then being greeted by a talking sandwich
- How Donald Trump gets his hair to do that
- Al Gore really won Florida
- Despite his public denials, President Clinton did in fact have sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky
- The Hamburger Helper hand is real and responsible for over 100 homicides
- Jerry Orbach's Visa number is 4114482359023411409 - go nuts, Commie bastards!
- The real reason Nicole is leaving Tom: Dave Letterman
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